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8/1/2008 10:15 AM


Grognard fantôme

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Heh, not often that a joke provokes calculating a binomial probability distribution

It wouldn't really be totally valid to include the West Coast territories. While they were technically "in the Union" they were pretty much irrelevant to the war, were not yet States (so they had no autonomy to decide for themselves whose side they were on) and had very low American pop density.

Excluding those this is our dataset

StateSuccess/Failure?
Texas1
Oklahoma1
Missouri1
Arkansas1
Louisiana1
Kentucky1
Tennessee1
Mississippi1
Alabama1
Virginia1
Maryland0
Delaware0
North Carolina1
South Carolina1
Georgia1
Florida1
Minnesota1
Iowa0
Wisconsin1
Illinois1
Michigan1
Indiana0
Ohio0
Pennsylvania1
New York1
New Jersey1
Vermont1
New Hampshire1
Massachusetts1
Connecticutt1
Rhode Island1
Maine1
Count32
Sum of Successes27
% Succesful Trials0.84375

With "Success" meaning, either a Reb State going Republican in 2004 or did a Union State going Democrat in 2004. Failure being the opposite.

The probability of getting 27 successful trials in 32 total trials is way low ~0.0000469 so we can (even without including the West) conclude that there is a non-random patterning here . . . BUT!

The patterning is totally REVERSED what we would have predicted in 1865!!

The Democratic party was the "Southern" party and almost without exception, Democrats were in favor of slavery, states rights, etc.!

The Republican party was formed out of the ashes of the Whig Party, and its birth was almost entirely a manifestation of an anti-slavery, pro-abolition agenda! People have said that it was the election of Abe Lincoln that provoked the southern states to secede, but we must not forget that Abe was the leader of the REPUBLICAN PARTY, a party whose highest ranking members included some of the most outspoken, radical abolitionists, anti-Democrat Party, and (frankly) anti-South politicians in American history.

Thus, we must conclude that this joke is totally in reverse. It is not funny so much as paradoxical. If there was an actual "correlation" we should have seen the Southern States favor Kerry (a member of the political party whose historic moments include backing the secession of the Slave States from the American Union) and the Northern States favor Booshmeister

8/1/2008 4:07 PM
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True, if you look at merely the names of the parties. If on the other hand you look at the ideologies in play, namely conservative vs libreal the pattern holds true...
8/1/2008 9:34 PM


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Is it just me or are we contaminating the "Comedy in P&R" thread with non-comedic posts?
8/2/2008 5:44 AM


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ok ... back to comedy.

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: One is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
8/5/2008 11:19 PM
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Insulted by the shots at her taken in McCain's "One" ad, Paris Hilton strikes back http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

8/6/2008 9:49 AM


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Wow. Hot, and smart. I think the contest is over. I'd much rather follow her then either of those two creepy male shmucks.
8/6/2008 10:08 AM
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Now a lady would say: "I h8 that scanky ***" but ye she seems to have put on a few pounds and that done her good. She is exceptionally hot in that video.
8/20/2008 4:35 PM


Elite Pathogen

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I laughed out loud when I saw this: