980 AD

• Trades
  • Mention world map and democracy from China, metallurgy from India
  • Also that I might overstepped bounds a little, but orders weren’t clear
• Holding off on war to upgrade trebuchets
  • Rushed cannon instead of trebuchet in Chisinau
  • 1st and 2nd batteries upgraded
  • Team green moved off mountain to increase mobility
  • Upgraded magistrates requests
  • Upgraded Moldova pike in Chisinau
• Call HD a dummy for saying he upgraded the Moldova pike in Cheesetown
• Rushed all city projects called for in orders
• Due to influx of luxuries, any entertainment/specialization in evero-kurilsk won’t be needed

990 AD

• We love the President days are celebrated
  • Also offered to expand my palace
• Rushed projects are completed
  • Chisinau didn’t have orders, set arbitrarily on cannon
• Forgot to upgrade warrior in st. petes
• Renamed 1st Moldovan mounted whatever to lancealittle
  • Also, that pikeman, now musket, in cheesetown should be renamed
• Romans building Magellan’s
• Aztec knight strolled into our territory 1 west of Glaazport
  • In the words of our Field Marshal, “That knight is going to attack no matter what, I just have a feeling. I would much rather have the Mayans hostile to them when he does.”
• We declare war on Maya
  • In negotiations, the Field Marshal said, “tell them to get their sorry smelly deadbeats off our land” before checking to see if they actually were on our land. He then decided to just renegotiate peace after learning there were some undefended workers in our territory
  • We offer peace in exchange for Bonampak and a territory map. They decline.
  • Also sign military alliance versus Mayan with Aztec for democracy and them paying the shipping charges and a map

1000 AD

• Mayan counter-attack
  • Stupid me forgot to capture the unguarded workers near Cheesetown
  • 3 Bashniyan divisions lost, Gerier promoted
  • We counter with our knights from the mountains, killing 3 longbowmen
• Rostov library built
• The first taste of cannon fire hits warriors outside the walls of Cheesetown
• Aztec knights don’t attack us and attack wandering Mayan longbowman

1010 AD

• Agree to territory map exchange with Iroquois
• Mayan counter-attack
  • Chew through couple mi stationed on hill outside glaazport
  • Force near cheesetown kinda strolls past
• Murmansk builds knight
• Seattle builds university
• Sir jb was recruited
• Bonampak offensive
  • Sir Zone wanted to go, but I accidentally hit the spacebar
  • Sir Bluice attacked and fell in battle
  • As did Sir Ness
  • Sir Bis volunteered next, and also failed
  • Sir rish, coming out of nowhere, scored the first victory in Bonampak
  • Sir port, also succeeded and was promoted to elite
  • Sir von succeeded against a wounded spearman
  • We told Sir immortal that the longbowman in Bonampak was actually a Persian immortal, and he captured the city
• As units were mopped up around Bonampak and Glaazport, more loses were recorded by our forces
  • 3rd Royal Foot and Sir Baton
• Elements from the 3rd Royal Foot were captured by the Mayan to be put to work as slaves, but 1st Royal Foot liberated them after defeating the javelin warrior who took them
  • They are now the Royal Combat Engineers under the authority of the National Government
  • VII Rifle Regiment was fortified the 3rd’s position outside Glaazport

1020 AD

• 1st Royal Foot and VI Rifle Regiment performed excellent, but couldn’t withstand the barrage of arrows from Mayan longbowmen
• Two Incan musketmen appear in Mayan territory to the west of Glaazport, prompted me to consult my foreign advisor
  • Incans have ROP with Maya, Incas and Iroquois are annoyed with us, America’s furious, and France and Aztecs are polite
• St. Petersburg recruits Gallant Fox
• Our lands around Glaazport and Bonampak thanks to Bashniya’s Bow Regiment and Roadkillian’s Warhorse
• +113, Theory of Gravity in 5 turns, 1991 gold in treasury

1030 AD

• Incan musketmen have crossed the border into our lands 1 NW of Glaazport
  • Signed another military alliance against the maya, this time giving them a world map and 348 gold
• Rioting has broken out in Bonampak as resistance from the populace dies down a bit
• Severo-Kurilsk builds courthouse
• The affirmative was given to bombard the city of Coba with the legendary command, “Sure, bomb Coba”.

1040 AD

• India doesn’t like our returning galley
• Mayans kick the *** out of two Incan musketmen in our territory with just 3 longbowmen
• Also, small group Incan archers show up to the south in American territory, near New York
• Footballia produces knight named Samson, starts musketman
• Community Army knight Gallant Fox defeats a Mayan longbowman who helped kick the Incan muskets’ asses
• Push towards Palenque begins by crossing into their fabled gold mines
  • Lancealittle was eager to go and went with them, per his Governor’s orders
• Bonampak is now out of resistance, production changed to library and rushed for 120 gold (taking some liberties here because of the war)
• 0.10.10, +80 gpt, 1784 gold, Theory of Gravity in 2, Smith’s in 7, Magellan’s (will be Newton’s later) in 8

1050 AD

• Mayan counter-attack on the gold mines
  • None
• Library completed in Bonampak, production set to temple
• Historia completes bank, no production orders, set to musket (they need one for military police)
• Magadan gave knighthood to Engelier
• Chinese are building Magellan’s, Indians Shakespeare’s
• I guess it was a good choice to bribe the Incans, they just showed up with 6 more archers, a longbowman, and 4 medieval infantry…our Spirit Dancers and Sevastapol’s Finest just waved
  • I’m not provoking them by asking them to leave, either
• Attack force reaches hills on the outskirts of Palenque

1060 AD

• Ha! The Maya have requested an audience...I accept out of a morbid curiosity
  • Even trade for a peace treaty? Nope, see ya.
• Mayan counter-attack
  • Again, none. Wussies.
  • They’re building Shakespeare’s though (why?)
• We discover Theory of Gravity! Production will be changed in Sevastapol to Newton’s University
  • Science set to…well, what? I choose military tradition over magnetism, discovery in 8
• St. Petersburg trains the knight Omaha, production switched to university in anticipation of future Cossack training
• Grishnakia builds a courthouse, starts attempting to bolster its pathetic military by producing medieval infantry
• The Russian Aussies feel the lose of Sir Bluice and provide the Templar Order with another crusader, Lady skulldent
• The assault on Palenque
  • Our batteries’ bombardments were both successful, revealing that they’re only 2 spearman in the city, but perhaps other units
  • Sir Portugal leads the charge, and was hit by a trebuchet (wow) before succumbing to spear wounds
  • Sir Locus, seeing his companion fallen and main source of entertainment gone, rushes into battle and his fury destroys the offending spearman. But his soul will never be the same.
  • Sir jb wandered onto the field and captured the city and the trebuchet somehow
• The Bashniyan knight Engelier also defeats a longbowman near Bonampak