Comedy In P&R?

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2/17/2007 9:54 AM

First Lieutenant

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-- "The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were."---JFK

Locus Coeruleus

2/17/2007 10:14 AM

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Good one, cowboy! I can imagine that one of the other options to select is "The Dollar Bill" or the "Almighty Dollar Bill" "In the Dollar Bill, We Trust"
-- Reaching out now and I touch your face, Please believe I'm only traveling. Like seeking wonder from a foreign place, It matters not from where I'm coming. -Ween, "Back to Basom". Edited: 2/17/2007 10:28 AM by Locus Coeruleus

2/17/2007 10:18 AM

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INDEED! So much for Monotheism.
-- "The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were."---JFK

Locus Coeruleus

2/17/2007 10:28 AM

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BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR, FOR IT IS THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
-- Reaching out now and I touch your face, Please believe I'm only traveling. Like seeking wonder from a foreign place, It matters not from where I'm coming. -Ween, "Back to Basom".

2/18/2007 3:26 AM

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2/18/2007 11:42 AM

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You know, I can see that actually happening. Anymore I think they just gather for doughnuts and to trade insults. I saw on the news this AM that Israel said that the US is to shun palestinian leadership. I admitte not paying very close attention. So I don't have the full story. But then, I probrably never will.
-- "The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were."---JFK

2/20/2007 11:45 AM

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Well it's nearing that time of year again. TAXES!! In going through the motions of appearing to be a "good" American, I've started wading through reciepts, bills, invoices, (paid and unpaid), and as I started wearing out the calculator a strange feeling came over me. Need I say more?
-- "The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were."---JFK

2/25/2007 8:27 AM

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*HOO-RAH!!* This in response to the recent Taliban threat, thread. Lewis Black is back in form on HBO this month. From Washington. Since he has no "wings" at all his humor is thoughtful and had me rolling. I was amazed that he touched on just about every subject we discuss here in P&R. Espescially funny is his take on Christians having to create a "new book", (the New Testament), and how GOD suddenly became a nice guy. This is one you might get some real chukles out of Scipio. Roadkill, you'll enjoy his treatment of religion. Locus, you'll enjoy the intelligence behind the humor. Rabi, this is political and religious satire unbound. And from a Jew no less!
-- "The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were."---JFK

2/26/2007 5:47 PM

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One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said,"I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied,"Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said,"Okay" , and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,"I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away . . . The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow"
-- ****************************** Mine honor is my life; both grow in one: Take honor from me, and my life is done: Da Bard ... But something tosk would say. Americans used to roar like lions for liberty; now they bleat like sheep for security. ~ Norman Vincent Peale~ We don't have to live in the kind of America the two Major parties have in store for us. Together, let us lay the foundations for an America worthy of our Founding Fathers. ~Ron Paul~