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Make my day
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The dark-cowled figure of tones appears on the balcony of the Palace of Gigaton, and approaches the microphone.
Fellowowow Lordsords ords and nd nd Peoplesleslesles of Omega ga ga ga screeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
In a back room a fraught sound technician fiddles with the amplifier and curses this newfangled electricity.
I have come here this evening to the Victory Parade Ground on the generous invitation of our current Dictator, General Konrad.
*polite applause and whistles*
It is, indeed, no small honour he has bestowed upon me, and I consider myself fortunate that I stand proudly here before you, and all Omega, ready to take on this appointed task.
Ours has been a noble and just cause. From the beginnings of civilisation we have vowed to create a better world for all through our strength and determination, and now the time of our utter domination approaches.
*hearty applause and sporadic cheering*
For though we have been beset by enemies never has our resolve crumbled; never has our skill proved less than the task; never has the will of the mighty Omegan Empire been thwarted!
*wild cheering and stamping of jackboots*
And now at last we bring to the world our Iron Fist; we, the bearers of the cleansing torch of victory will achieve harmony and unity under our most wise, adored leadership by showing the wretched Alphans and their vassals
who
is
the
DADDY!!!!
*ecstatic screaming; women fainting; marshal chanting*
We shall send them such a message as has not been heard before in the history of mankind. Gimme an F!
*the jubilant crowd roars as one* "F"
Gimme an I...
"I"!
Gimme an R...
"R"!!
Gimme an E...
"E"!!!
What have we got?
*there is an expectant hush*
With a mighty push tones depresses the big red button before him on the podium.
Click.
Click.... click.... clicketyclicketyclick.
Once upon a time there was a nasty, evil empire run by monsters who called themselves Alphans. They lived in a big city on their continent, all safe and content.
So they thought.
One day, the scientists of the GOOD empire (that's us, children) discovered how to unlock the power of the atom and irradiate all the nasty Alphan soldiers and knock down their horrid horrid buildings.
So when the time came, the handsome and charming Dictator Tones took the difficult decision to rid the world of evil.
He decided to send the Alphan pigdogs a lovely present that would make them all jump around and glow in the dark.
It was just like a big firework really.
The nasty old Alphans couldn't believe their eyes....
Once their evil city had looked like this -
And now it looked like this -
Now they had lovely glowing hills. It was really pretty, especially at night.
And back at home, there was a great new thing they called Broadway where people could dance and sing and make everyone happy and there was a new show in town which they called......
Wicked man, real wicked.
*Note: Nuke explosion video you linked after the button embedded. TC*
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| 5/3/2008 4:00 PM |
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Impeached by a patch
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| 5/3/2008 4:00 PM |
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WE WILL DESTROY YOU
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| 5/4/2008 2:21 PM |
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Wrong
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