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6/25/2008 2:55 AM


Udderly ridiculous

Udderly ridiculous

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*reluctantly hands the pipe back to Jerm, and quickly grabs the Sprite back* Its got the irresistable taste of Lymon. You understand.

Black Owl, your library will turn into an opium den eventually, mark my words.
6/25/2008 6:58 AM


die with honor

die with honor

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Hummm ... opium den ... should I light a sweaty stripper candle.
6/25/2008 7:39 AM


First Lieutenant

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May as well.  Since it already smells like a den of iniquity in here.  Jeeves open the windows and be quick about.  I had to use a Temp Service you understand.  Good man.  Just a little slow on the draw.

Lets see.  What would I change?  *taps finger on mantle*

It's not that I can't think of anything.  It's the amount of things I would change, and the priority.  Give me a sec.  Just one thing, huh?  Then having only that choice, I'd put the genie back in it's bottle and bury it in some desert.  It's the Nuclear genie I speak of.  The single greatest threat to life on this rock, apart from (undecided) Global Warming, Asteroids, Comets, and Micheal Jackson.

What pisses me off?  Just about everything anymore!  No, seriously, it is arrogant stupidity.  You know the type.  So self assured and righteous, that they can't be bothered to stop and look in the mirror.  The guy who believes he owns the road.  The woman at the check out stand that dumps canned goods on top of your Oreo cookies in the bag.  The jerk at the "Super" auto service center who tells your wife she needs cooling system repairs, and it will cost $1800, when in fact it's nothing more than a $10 thermostat.  The clown who thought putting Lottery sales in a convenience store was a brilliant idea.  The waitress who writes down your order and STILL gets it wrong.  THE MORON THAT INVENTED THE WHEEL!!  I'd love to take a whack at that ape!

I guess thats about it.  

6/25/2008 7:50 AM


Udderly ridiculous

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Mr. Owl, I just searched for a thread I started a few years ago (have I been on here THAT long? I need to get a life. ) I had a thread that was called "Rant on Respect" or something similar, in the old Soapbox area that is no more. I guess that thread is long gone, but your posting reminded me of why I started that thread and contained similar stuff. Respect (or lack there-of) for fellow man.

I guess I can answer my own hypothetical questions.
1) If mankind would follow the golden rule (not the "whoever has the gold makes the rules" one), it would be as close to heaven on Earth as possible. It seems so simple, really.

2) Pet peeves. A lot involve people's driving skills and habits.
6/25/2008 7:58 AM


First Lieutenant

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*Gives Nuclear Cow a hard Clint Eastwood squint*

I know you had no intention of quoting that here.

6/25/2008 8:26 AM


Udderly ridiculous

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Of course not. But I could have handed it to you outside of the library, hehe.
6/25/2008 8:40 AM


First Lieutenant

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Hmmmm....., now that's a thought.
6/25/2008 12:36 PM


Grognard fantôme

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Nukes don't kill people; belonging to political parties kills people!
6/25/2008 2:05 PM
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Sir Africanus, I didnt know you were here too!!! Come have a read at this article I found in one of the magazines from Sir Black's bathroom collection. I know not why such fine literature is sitting in a men's room, but here it is. Title reads "art of seducing a woman". Lesson 1 states: "Use politics". I have been an evesdropper to a conversation between 2 gentlemen. Talk was of upcoming elections. One of them was full of it. He had no idea what he was talking about. All he had to say was copied from popular news media. A prime example of an average nobody. He aint seducing noone with those politics. So let me posit a question then. What politics do you use to seduce a woman