I can't believe you've never seen any of this!

The game's afoot.

My restraint has been tested and found wanting. Cry "havoc" and let loose the big black mushroom clouds of war. So far it has been but a warning. There is more to come if you so wish.

You know who you are.

Hey Rish? How are those Pacific and Atlantic Armada's doin'?

As far as the city of Darwin, their continual broadcast of rap music over to SE Asia was the cause of that invasion.  The people of Asia do not like your evil *hippity hoppity* music and its influence on young Asian minds.

Asia invites the world to condemn the use of nuclear weapons by Dictator Tones.  They were outlawed by the world, yet he uses them.  This flagrant and blatant disregard for international law is typical for Dictator Tones.

By the way, this is getting GOOD! 

So, a bully then am I? Even though I was last to enter this spat. Seems to me the definition of bullying is you two ganging up on one i.e. poor President Scipio. It is pathetic to observe the toadying, bottom-licking attitude Chairman Chow Mein has towards Mrs Ladyboy Empress person, even going so far as to vote for her in the UN insted of himself!! I hope you enjoy being a lapdog, though a pet snake might be a more apt description. She will brush you aside once she has used you, and you don't even realise that yet.

And I can't stand any more of that godawful plinky plonky twangy gong Oriental music you insist on broadcasting. It's almost as bad as that "world" music from the Southern Empire. Tune into some European Rock 'n' Roll and live a little you poor repressed people (I note China has just banned Guns n Roses. Ha! Like that'll work)

Now, if only you had actually attached the 2099 save to the last email you sent me, we could get on with this. Of course, I could have let you know privately but this is FAR more embarrassing for you.