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Welcome Dwarves! I know it doesn't look much, but this hole in the ground could make you your fortune! 
We all know greed is good, and at the bottom of your avaricious little dwarven hearts lies a lust for gold, gems, silver, mithril and cheesecake. Alas, there is no cheesecake down this hole, (as far as I know) but I can promise you riches beyond the dreams of, er, well a lot of greed-crazed dwarves, IF you dig hard and far enough. And, good news, you have come to the right place! I sell picks, shovels, wheelbarrows, hammers, candles, canaries in cages, blasting powder, earmuffs, emergency underwear, tin hats, leather aprons, tickets for the "Deathdrop Elevator Ride", cheese, cakemix, tones' Guaranteed Wealth Detection Kit, copies of "Tunnelling For Dummies", planks of wood, pit ponies, claim forms, warning signs (various), guides to Nasty Underground Creatures, guides to Really Nasty Underground Creatures (Including Balrogs), crossbows, guns that gattle, a Last Will and Testament service, and many many different forms of Insurance. If you can't make up your mind, I offer a "starter kit" which carries a substantial discount on the cost of items purchased separately. Unfortunately though, I cannot extend credit. Gold nuggets up front, if you please. Who can resist the lure of the dank, evil-smelling pit stuffed with treasure? You can't. You are Dwarves!
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EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
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Make my day
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Being a jeweler and metal smith myself, the extraction of the precious from the Earth is not my business per se . . . but I would just like to point out that, the shaft in my own possessions is quite wide or thick, as well as being exceptionally long . . . which has resulted in the unearthing of many of the finest precious stones which continue to delight the young ladies of the Khazad tribe.
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tones (9/1/2009)
I was minded to compare this site to a sort-of-private Facebook, but, on reflection, that's not right . . . Nope. Here is a forum to exchange views and discuss topics and maybe have some literary fun; post some interesting pics (not Megabits of family krap); flag up some internet sites of Interest; pass on the occasional joke. To me, (struggling for analogy here) it's bit more like a quiet and cosy pub with locals you know and the occasional visitor from "outside"; thick stone walls and a cellar full of well-kept ale. Facebook, on the other hand, is some awful massive city-centre club that serves Fosters lager. And, you know what? I am not unhappy with that analogy. I prefer the pub.
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